Goodr VRG sunglasses- The Future is Void
OUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs
A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you‚Äôre running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
This product meets the requirements of AS/NZ1067:2016
Lens Category: 3
General purpose sunglasses
High protection against sunglare
Good UV protection
NOT SUITABLE FOR DRIVING IN TWILIGHT OR AT NIGHT
THE FUTURE IS VOID.
What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.