Goodr VRG sunglasses- Lapis Lazuli Lodestar
COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
This product meets the requirements of AS/NZ1067:2016
Lens Category: 3
General purpose sunglasses
High protection against sunglare
Good UV protection
NOT SUITABLE FOR ROAD USE AND DRIVING
BEHOLD: GEORGIE JUPITER.
When this cosmic being was brought into the physical world, her birth parents, Adam and Melissa (standing) bestowed upon friends Stephen and Keri (genuflecting) the title of Lodestar (a person or thing that serves as an inspiration or guide) and granted Lapis Lazuli rings as gifts. Hence this colorway name, Lapis Luzuli Lodestar. HAHAHHA and you just call it a "godparent" for your kid. Jupiter 1, Your Kid 0, and that's on you.