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Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever

Goodr VRG Sunglasses- Best Dystopia Ever

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

 

OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs

In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Frames tech

IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER


you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.

Best Dystopia Ever

(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
 

 

Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
Goodr VRG Sunglasses-  Best Dystopia Ever
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